Palin-
You lost all power when you quit. You stopped mattering. You no longer have a larger say in things than the rest of the world. You are a quitter. You are a failure.
Blasting Obama’s health care plan is ignorant. You do not have the power to change anything at this point. You are nothing [...]
Category Archives: In the News
Newsflash to Palin: You are nothing more than a blogger now.
August 8, 2009 – 11:02 am
Idiots on Southwest flight care more about their documents than other people
May 13, 2009 – 1:45 pm
Take a look at these idiots on the this Southwest Flight that caught on fire today. There are a disturbing number of people that would rather save their paperwork at the expense of other people:
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Stay out of Wisconsin- Police can track you by GPS for fun court upholds
May 12, 2009 – 1:09 am
Do you want to visit Wisconsin? You may want to think twice. If you decide to you should be aware that their cops can track you. For fun. They don’t need a reason or probable cause. Just- the motivation to do it. So you go to Wisconsin, get tagged with their GPS then leave. They [...]
Update: Nobody knows why Buckingham Fountain isn’t on.
May 6, 2009 – 2:30 pm
2:24 PM I just called the Chicago Park District. I was transferred to the central division. They stated that they do not control the fountain and that I should contact the Parkways Foundation.
2:27 PM I called Parkways and they have no idea- They only deal with fund raising.
2:33 PM On my third call Janice, the [...]
Jeff Eldridge: Forget the economy, lets ban Barbie!
March 4, 2009 – 1:02 pm
This idiot from West Virginia is attempting to ban Barbie.
Why?
Because he doesn’t like how she looks. But really, that’s it.
How stupid.
This man was not harmed by Barbie in any way. He is just some dumb idiot that is looking to end his career in public service with a bang!
Full story and contact info for [...]
Roland Burris, get the hell out.
February 18, 2009 – 7:02 pm
Roland buddy, get the hell out. Step down. You were appointed by a fraud and you are a fraud. Step down. Amending testimony doesnt make a lie less of a lie. Step down. Please.
I cannot believe you are attempting to boycott the media. Do you really think this is all going to just go away [...]
Obama’s First Crisis In This Chair- McCains too!
October 23, 2008 – 11:17 am
So this ad is hilarious. It implies that McCain has secretly been handling unknown crises in the oval office. And Obama hasn’t. No matter who is elected it will be their first time. This ad could be used against McCain as well with the simple substitution of “McCain” for “Obama”. Ohwell.
Oh, and McCain still cannot [...]
McCain seems to be confused. Again. Already. About everything.
September 22, 2008 – 2:48 pm
I would write this post as if McCain would read it himself but he cannot even use a computer, so why bother.
McCain cannot figure out if he agrees or disagrees with a $700,000,000 bailout that is currently being proposed. At first he disagreed. Then agreed. Now he is somewhere in the middle.
He also seems to [...]
Damon condemns Palin. Its like a bad Disney movie.
September 12, 2008 – 2:55 pm
It’s like a really bad Disney movie. I agree Matt.
Keep cooking your children, legally!
September 11, 2008 – 5:02 pm
Following up on my post earlier about cooking your children. Deters, the Hamilton county prosecutor, has decided to NOT file charges on this mother. Insane. In light of it being okay to cook your children, I have put together this guide to assist people in the process:
How to get rid of your unwanted child:
1) [...]