Is your kid too stupid for training wheels? Do you have to duct tape their hands to the handle bars and feet to the peddles? If so the new MY KID CAN RIDE A BIKE TOO STICK is the product for you. Its a stick that attaches to your kids bike so they think that they are riding like the smart kids. Little do they know that you are in full control of their entire life. There for them every step of the way: 
Pay no attention to the 2 children in the unattended stroller in the background.