So Coke has a rewards program. You enter the code on the top of the bottle or in the case and you get points. Americans can be so ignorant. You get 3 points for a 20 ounce coke. The codes are 12 or 15 characters in length. You can enter them online or by a [...]
Monthly Archives: September 2008
McCain seems to be confused. Again. Already. About everything.
September 22, 2008 – 2:48 pm
I would write this post as if McCain would read it himself but he cannot even use a computer, so why bother.
McCain cannot figure out if he agrees or disagrees with a $700,000,000 bailout that is currently being proposed. At first he disagreed. Then agreed. Now he is somewhere in the middle.
He also seems to [...]
Damon condemns Palin. Its like a bad Disney movie.
September 12, 2008 – 2:55 pm
It’s like a really bad Disney movie. I agree Matt.
Keep cooking your children, legally!
September 11, 2008 – 5:02 pm
Following up on my post earlier about cooking your children. Deters, the Hamilton county prosecutor, has decided to NOT file charges on this mother. Insane. In light of it being okay to cook your children, I have put together this guide to assist people in the process:
How to get rid of your unwanted child:
1) [...]
Dont say pitcher if you are referring to a picture please.
September 7, 2008 – 5:14 pm
If you say PITCHER and are pointing to a photo you need some help. A pitcher holds a liquid or throws a ball. See below.
A PICTURE of what people look like when they say pitcher and mean picture is below.
Burger King coffee is NOT coffee
September 6, 2008 – 8:37 pm
So I stopped at Burger King for breakfast a few days ago. Their menu says “coffee” so that’s what I ordered. I was handed a cup and directed to a machine with a lock on it next to the soda machines. I inquired if it was “fresh” coffee. I was told that “it is a [...]